Fresh off my ass-raping post from the other day, I still owe you #3 and #1 on my list of TOP 3 EVERYDAY PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE SAVAGELY BEATEN:

3.  People who drive under the speed limit on the left-hand lane.  Why?  Just stay to the right with all the other driving cripples.  I'm not a "road rage" kind of guy, but if you are going to drive as "fast" as the car next to you, why the hell would you effectively block both lanes?!? Yeah - we all like driving with clear road ahead of us.  If you just move aside, we can all do that!!!

2.  Litterers.

And I saved the roughest oak branch for:

1.  People who piss on public toilet toilet seats.  Why?  Why?!? Having a 3 year old with a microscopic bladder, I have to take him to public bathrooms all the time.  Why the hell do people have to piss all over the toilet rims?!?  I mean the f*cking urinals are almost always closer to the door and a lot more convenient to pee in.  It's like people are intentionally trying to make me go on a psychopathic killing spree.  So now, I have to clean up duck crap at home and I have to clean public toilets away from home.  What kind of f*cking existence is this?!?  If Dante had a tenth level of hell, I'm pretty sure cleaning duck crap and human urine all day must be the punishment.

The common theme?  Be considerate to your fellow man - lest you piss off the wrong person and get ass raped with an oak branch when you least expect it.  Consideration.