Check out this amazing week of poker...

As you may have guessed, I played ZERO hands (again).  This is easily my lowest production stretch.  I've gone on vacation for a two weeks in the past, but I was always able to get in at least a *few* hands.  I'm going to try and ease back into it, by playing some 1/2 next week.  Maybe I'll even have some interesting *poker* content, since this IS A POKER BLOG, after all!

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

I'm in Dallas (again), and I think we're close to finding a place.  But we ate at this all-you-can Korean BBQ place, and I have a little indigestion so I decided to come down to the hotel lobby to putz around.  Korean BBQ is awesome in general, but Korean food tends to be salty and I just ate waaay too much.  I was burping garlic all night.  I didn't overeat by the Old DoubleFly standards, but one of the things about going low carb is that your appetite starts to shrink.  At this all-you-can eat place, they bring out tons of meat and you cook it at your table.  But if you cook too much and have excessive leftovers, they charge you more.  What was weird is I told Mrs. Fly that they brought out too much meat the second time around and we should send some back.   Mrs. Fly for some bizarre reason says, "no way!  we're finishing this!"  I'm sitting there thinking, "okay doppelganger, I have no idea what you did with Mrs. Fly, but I'm going to play along, until I figure out what's going on."

Maybe she thought she was speaking to Old DoubleFly?  Maybe she thought I would interpret this as foreplay?  The thought of unlimited dead animal is quite the turn-on after all. 

Or maybe she was just remembering what happened earlier in the day...  we were talking to a local, and I was saying how I just can't get full on a 16oz steak.  In Connecticut, I would have gotten the "WTF kind of primal mutant are you?!?"  But in Texas, the guy beams, gives me a high five and says "you're my kind of guy!"

I'm going to fit right in.