The twelve days of FTOPs XVII came and went, leaving me feeling a bit hollower and my wallet a bit lighter.  I went 0 for 4.  I suppose it could have been worse and I decided to enter more tourneys, but I knew better than that.  Amidst all the gloom, and my new-found ability to sing Party In the USA, I found the inspiration to write a song.  I'm not very musical, but with FTOPs as my muse, I could not fail.  The melody is from very well-known Xmas song you all know...

On the twelfth day of FTOPs, Full Tilt gave to me...

12 Migraines Thumping
11 Bubbles Missing
10 Donks-a-Prancing
9 Runners Running
8 Flips-a-Losing
7 Fish-a-Swimming
6 Hopes-a-Crashing
5 Bro-ken Mice
4 Heart attacks
3 Punched Walls
2 Cut Ankles
And a Huge Hole in my Bank Roll

I'm in negotiations with Miley Cyrus to sing it on You Tube.  Otherwise, I'll have to get G to do it for $5.  Next month... miniFTOPs.  Less money.  Same agony.  Joy.