My mother came over to visit yesterday. It had been a number of months since she stopped by (altho we saw her at my brother's house, restaurants, etc). She only lives 45 minutes away, so not sure why she doesn't come over more often. Mom would always use the excuse that it was too cold to schlep up here during the winter. C'mon! It's like a sauna in our house in the winter because Mrs. Fly and D don't have enough body fat. Spring was awesome here, but still no sign of mom. Whatever. She's finally here!!!
As you may have guessed, I'm *somewhat* of a mamma's boy. Mrs. Fly would use terms like "poster child for mamma's boy" or "mutha of a mamma's boys." But whatever - just etymology. Well excuuuuse me for loving the woman who gave birth to me and raised me!!! (later post) Anyway, she'll be staying for a few days, and already, I'm likin' the fact that she made me one of my favorite meals from when I was a kid tonight (sorry no photo). G & D loved it too. I think tomorrow we go shopping, so I'll have to cajole her into making more food.
HUMOR
So yesterday someone from 2+2 was thinking about moving to Thailand to play poker (low cost of living, good food, tropical, women, etc). And since the forums can be crude at times, the topic of Thai ladyboys came up. Anyway, eventually, this link gets posted:
Can you tell the difference between a Thai lady and a Thai ladyboy?
And I think this is the kind of thing Mrs. Fly could find interesting / funny, so I forward her the link. Her reply was "WTF. WTF!!! How did you even get here mutuh!!!??" I guess she was afraid I was moving over to the dark side. Or rather than "working," I'm looking at kinky pron sites all day. LOL Mrs. Fly! Anyway, I got 7/10, but probably because the first time we were in Bangkok the tour guide took us to see a ladyboy cabaret. TBH, some of them were better looking than women. But don't tell Mrs. Fly I said that.
Anyway, it reminded me of one of my other favorite quizzes:
Urinal Game
If you have any others you like, feel free to post in the comments. This can be official funny quizzes thread.

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