So apparently, you can make your own custom trading cards at this web site...  It's actually a really clever idea, and I can see this being pretty funny in an office setting or among a large group of friends.  Here is how I have been immortalized in the small stakes full ring trading card thread:

I suppose it's short and to-the-point.  Obviously the guy who made my card isn't a dedicated blog reader.  The only other card that relates to me was the one for White Whale.  For those of you new to the world of midstakes poker, Whale and I have a "special" bond that started with him insulting me and me retorting in my unique way.  ;-)  His card pretty much sums up our relationship:

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

It's pretty comical that he hates me so much, because I have no hard feelings towards him.  In fact, I actually find him pretty amusing, in an unintentional sort of way.  Worlds are going to collide in 2012 or 2013...  when we finally meet at the WSOP.  Stay tuned...  :-)