Mrs. Fly wasn't feeling well yesterday so I took care of the the kids in the evening.  I picked G up from his playdate and D up from school.  We went to one of the many parks in our town and spent a little time in the playground closest to us.

Then we went to Burger King for dinner.  It's been a while since I've been there - usually we go to McDonald's. I tried their new ribs.  I thought I read someone saying that it was almost as good as some restaurant ribs.  I will just say "no" to that and move on.  We went to BK instead because they were supposed to have Ironman toys, but they were sold out and offered this unbelievably lame looking plastic dog instead.  C'mon BK, my son may be 6, but he's not a retard!  Lame plastic dog <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Ironman toy.  So I just got him nuggets, fries and drink off the dollar menu, because...  you guessed it!  I'm a cheap ass!  I'm not paying the extra $1.50 for a Kid's meal when the toy is a plastic nondescript dog.  Did I mention it was lame?

Speaking of lame animals, Stumpy arrived yesterday.  Basically it's a rubber/plastic shell that's hollow - think molded basketball with a big hole cut out in the bottom.  So there's a stake that attaches to the top of Stumpy's back and this allows him to swivel around in the wind to make it look like he's moving.  He also comes with a fake fur tail.  I have no idea why Stumpy's maker decided to make 95% of stumpy in a cheap plastic/rubber compound and add the "luxurious" fur tail.  All I know is, once Whale and Sainter figure it out, they are going to be victory wiping their asses with that furry tail after they crap all over him.  Poor Stumpy.

JOKE

Stumpy's fate reminds me of an Eddie Murphy joke:

a bear and a rabbit, takin a shit in the woods
the bear turns to the rabbit and says:
"excuse me do u have problems with shit stickin to your fur?"
the rabbit replies:
"no"

so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

Poor Stumpy.