Well, I had to fire Mrs. Fly.  Three strikes and you're out.

Hey!  We're all "busy."  Do you think the DVR plays by itself?!?  "I love to write" my ass!!!  I am so disgusted with her, I'm not going to molest or grope her for the next few days.  Take that!  O wait...  Maybe the ban from only 11PM to 6AM the next few days...

She still wants to write for the blog, but only occasionally - like monthly.  She makes an awesome sweet potato casserole that would be great for Thanksgiving, so we'll shoot for that.  Maybe I need to tell her that women who don't come through make me horny...

HUMOR

Anyway, due to the disappointment, here are a few topical jokes I dug up:

Good lines to sack someone with:
* We don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!

* We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.

* Its not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than any one else in the place

* Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!
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Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"

Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."
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Q: Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?

A: Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.