Doublefly 1 - Food 3
So I accompany Mrs. Fly to Costco to pick up a few last-minute things, and the have this new frozen thin crust pizza that actually tastes pretty good. Anyway, it's normally $13 a box, but they're having a sale so it's THREE for $13. Anyway, we get 6, because that's all that will fit in our two freezers. I can't say no to a good deal. When will the food fails end?!?
Poker has been going nowhere. I haven't played in the past few days for various reasons. Tonight my uncle is coming over and tomorrow is the Oscar party (later post). I also have some developmental needs I want to try and work out at 1/2 Rush, so I probably won't be able to play at my normal games for another week or two. Looks like another mediocre month in the making.
JOKE
Not sure why I haven't done this earlier, but I love a good joke as much as the next guy. I figure many of the jokes I liked will be so old they might be new again:
A priest and a rabbi are in a horrific car crash. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi says, “so you’re a priest... I’m a rabbi. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace.” The priest replies, “I agree. It’s a miracle that we survived and are here together.” “And here’s another miracle,” says the rabbi. “My car is destroyed but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink the wine and celebrate our good fortune,” he says, handing the bottle to the priest. The priest nods in agreement, opens the wine, drinks half of it, and hands it back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes it and puts the cap back on. “Aren’t you going to have any?” asks the priest. “Not right now,” says the rabbi. “I think I’ll wait until after the police make their report.”

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