Doom Switch - düm switch.  noun  The button or switch that an online gaming site toggles on or off, subsequently rigging the game against a particular player. The site is most likely to activate the switch after any form of cash-out from said site or any sort of excessive celebration about running good (i.e. posting a graph on 2+2, etc).  Also know as "poker AIDS," "getting f*cked up the ass," and "time to order a new mouse."  See DoubleFly's graph of his last session.
 

They say a picture's worth a thousand words, so I'll just leave it at that.  All I'll say is, this does not include the several hands where my overpairs ran into sets in 3bet pots, or the several hands where I got rivered, etc. so I actually ran even worse than this graph depicts.  Oh well.  At least I got in a reasonable number of hands.  :-(

HANDS

The more perceptive readers will look at the far right of the graph and say, "what happened there?!?"  Some days, even when you run good, you don't.  The min-3bet squeezer was a fish.  Don't know why I mentioned that - it'll be obvious from the way the hand was played.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($428.70)
BB ($1331.50)
UTG ($833.40)
UTG+1 ($803.10)
MP1 ($600)
MP2 ($477)
CO ($814.10)
Hero (Button) ($621.90)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, 5
4 folds, CO bets $18, Hero calls $18, 1 fold, BB raises to $30, CO calls $12, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($93) 2, Q, 5 (3 players)

BB checks, CO bets $75,

Hero calls $75, BB raises to $1301.50 (All-In),

CO calls $709.10 (All-In),

Hero calls $516.90 (All-In)

Hero had 5, 5 (three of a kind, fives).
BB had A, A (three of a kind, Aces).
CO had 2, 2 (three of a kind, twos).

Turn: ($2253.10) A (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($2253.10) 4 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: $2253.10 | Rake: $3

Main pot: $1868.70 between BB, CO and Hero, won by BB
Side pot 1: $384.40 between BB and CO, won by BB
Outcome: BB won $2250.10