Mrs. Fly will not be able to write her usual weekly blog post today.  Apparently getting ready for the school Halloween parade and country club Halloween party Friday (the Ants invited us - later post), AND cleaning the house and preparing a feast for my family (20+ people) on Saturday, AND organizing the local houses so the local kids can go trick-or-treating and preparing activities for and cooking for several Halloween functions Sunday is "too much work" for her to write a blog post this week.  Well what about me?!?  I have to sit around with my beer, supervising her doing all that stuff, but you don't see me shirking my blog writing duties, do you?!?  That's not how blogs get written!  Work ethic is so hard to instill in some people.  Tsk tsk.

Oh, and she's had a cold the past few days.  C'mon!  1998.  Michael Jordan destroyed the Utah Jazz in the clinching Game 6 of the NBA finals with a flu.  Some people just rise to the occasion.  Others use "the sniffles" as an excuse for slacking.  Now where did I leave my beer?  Ugh.  Gotta ask Mrs. Fly to get me another one.
  

BTW, if any of you guys live in the NY/CT area and can give me a place to sleep after Mrs. Fly reads this blog post, that would be much appreciated.  Thanks.

So Mrs. Fly wants me to go as a vampire to the Halloween party.  DoubleFly + black suit + cape + vampire medallion + fake teeth + lots of hair gel = gay sumo wrestler wearing a suit.  The Ants were nice enough to invite us over to their country club for some dinner / dancing / martini Halloween party and we're really looking forward to it.  Atta is pregnant so she offered to be the designated driver for everyone.  Wheee!  Blog Posts of Debauchery may follow...  

Umm... maybe not - I'll probably just pass out after my 6th martini.

JOKE

Q: What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

A: Lazy.

Aw, I'm just kidding.  <3 Mrs. Fly.