5. Hottie and Spy. The hottest woman and the hottest man. What a surprise. That's just how it is - get used to it. No one's going to pay money to see Daniel Craig tap Rosie O'Donnell on the big screen. No one.
4. Asian and Plant. TBH, I still can't figure out if the Asian is supposed to be a man or a woman. But the gender-confused need love too. And hey! they're wearing matching outfits!3. Ninjette and Boxer. You all saw what happened to Robin Givens and Mike Tyson... too much Mike. The boxer "needs" someone who is going to put him in his place. What guy is going to say "no" to a skin-tight-black-leather-outfit-weain' katana-blade-wieldin' woman? And she kind of has that "freak in the sack" look in her eye that ol' Mike is sure to find attractive.
2. Donkey and Cowboy. Confused? Obviously so am I, as I have spent way too much time on 2+2 and their incessant mentions of horse porn. Didn't even know it was possible, until I started playing poker.
1. Blonde and ATM. C'mon! We all know blondie is a gold digger, so why not put her with what's going to make her most happy in life? And she doesn't look like she wants any deep conversation - just the whirring of Benjamins is enough to keep her happy. "18 years, 18 years. And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his?" Hey. My matchmaking was only based on a 10 year horizon!


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