It was nice to get a few days off from the blog. Mrs. Fly sent me a wall of text and I "DoubleFlyed" it by adding some photos. Except that photo of Eric Bana - she picked that one and told me to make sure it was in the post. For the dozen or so Australian poker players out there reading my blog, Mrs. Fly finds Australian men incredibly hot. She used to be in this Russell Crowe phase (until he threw that phone at the hotel worker) - what a fag! And she still goes to the local Whole Foods once in a while to try and get picked up by Curtis Stone. For those of you who don't know him, he has a cooking show where he meets women at a supermarket and takes them home to cook them a meal. Sounds like a rapist M.O. to me, but whatever.![]() |
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Speaking of hot celebs, I just found some horrific news about Jessica Alba. She was quoted as saying, "Every actress out there is more beautiful than me. My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger [since she had her baby]." I suppose my response is the same as whenever Mrs. Fly says JA is a terrible actress - "That's all right. That means she can spend more time with me and the kids." ;-)
In case any of you guys are worried about our marriage, this whole Crowe / Bana / Alba thing is just an ongoing joke between me and Mrs. Fly. TBH, I think JA is cute, but I hear she's a bitch, so I have no real interest in meeting her. Seriously. <3 Mrs. Fly. Our 10 year anniversary next week!!!



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