Skelm from LifeFish was nice enough to make a caricature of me, after I commented on how much I liked the ones on their web site.  Not sure why I'm wearing a LifeFish shirt, instead of a DoubleFly Poker shirt, but hey!  Beggars can't be choosers.  In classic 2+2 tradition:

BRAG: Mrs. Fly said I was waaay cuter in person.  So true.
BEAT: Mrs. Fly said I was waaay fatter in person.  Crazy blind woman.
VARIANCE: Wow!  Look at those huge feet!  You know what they say about a guy with huge feet...  that's right!!!  huge shoes!

I've been putzing around with just outing myself.  No - I'm not gay!  I'm talking about posting a photo somewhere so that the poker community will know me when they see me.  I guess I had been a little reluctant because one of the first guys I met on the forums was Whale and I just thought there were enough crazies on the web where it wasn't worth the hassle.  But it turns out most of the regs seem like decent people, and I figure I'll be seeing everyone in a few years at a WSOP event, so it'll have to happen eventually.  I'll probably mull it over.  But until then, at least you have this!

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

Well, Stew Leonard is having a $4.99/lb lobsters again (later post).  I would be willing to let this round go by, except they are also having $3.99 porterhouse steaks.  You might as well tell me Jessica Alba opened up a kissing booth.  Speaking of which...

BRAG:  My brother and his family were sitting at a restaurant and Jessica Alba (who was at the next table)  told them my nephew was cute.
BEAT: Unfortunately, that good-for-nothing Cash was with her.
VARIANCE: Jess, my nephew gets his good looks from our side of the family.  Call me: 1-203-BIG-FEET.