HANDS - C'MON MAN! EDITION

Villain is a passive 14/8.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (7 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($455)SB ($443.20)
BB ($849.70)
UTG ($400)
MP1 ($1187.70)
Hero (MP2) ($422.20)
CO ($400)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J, K
2 folds, Hero bets $12, CO calls $12, Button calls $12, 2 folds

Flop: ($42) 6, K, 6 (3 players)
Hero bets $26, 1 fold, Button calls $26
[seems standard]

Turn: ($94) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks
[At this point, it seems like a way ahead / way behind situation, as I don't see a nitty villain having a worse kicker.  So the question is, does he have enough draws for me to bet?  I'm pretty indifferent in this case between a bet and a check]

River: ($94) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $40, Hero calls $40
[I'll bet a lot of times, but I didn't see this particular villain calling with worse when checked to.  ie I think he folds TT.  He bets (and he probably isn't value betting his TT), but I have to call...]

Total pot: $174 | Rake: $3
Main pot: $174 between Button and Hero, won by Hero

Results:
Button had J, Q (one pair, sixes).
Hero had J, K (two pair, Kings and sixes).
Outcome: Hero won $171

So I'm thinking to myself,  how can you possibly float when I bet into TWO people holding a hand that has zero equity vs my value range?  At least have an Ace, a backdoor flush draw, decent pocket pair, or something!  anything!  It's not like my cbet is 80% and I'm a spew monkey.

My post on losing regs coming soon...